I Said My Pajamas (And Put On My Pray'rs) [Version 1]

My baby kissed me goodnight, And I am glad to relate That by the time I got home, I was feeling great I climbed up the door And opened the stairs. I said my pajamas And put on my prayers. I turned off the bed And crawled into the light. And all because you kissed me goodnight. Next morning, I woke And scrambled my shoes. I shined up an egg, Then I toasted the news, I buttered my tie And took another bite. And all because you kissed me goodnight. By evening I felt normal, So we went out again. You said, "Goodnight," and kissed me. I hurried home and then, I climbed up the door And opened the stairs. I said my pajamas And put on my prayers. I turned off the bed And crawled into the light, And all because you kissed me goodnight. I powdered my hair And pinned up my nose. I hung up the bath And I turned on my clothes. I put out the clock And wound the cat up tight, And all because you kissed me goodnight. I ran up the shade And pulled down the stair. I curled up the rug And I vacuumed my hair. I just couldn't tell my left foot from my right, And all because you kissed me goodnight. By evening I felt normal, So we went out again. You said, "Goodnight," and kissed me. I hurried home and then, I lifted the preacher And called up the phone. I spoke to the dog And I threw my Ma a bone. 'Twas mid-night and yet, The sun was shining bright. And all because you kissed me goodnight.