I Will Never

I will never be an astronaut And I think that's okay Won't try it out W on't dream of it Won't work towards it someday I will never see the cratered moon Spin round and round I'll happily observe The stars and planets from the ground I won't Somebody else will I think it's really cool That they can do that I don't Somebody else does I will never be afraid to say that I will never jump two meters high Will never run a race I will never not have funny feet or Obstacles to face Though we may obsess or worry Over what we do There's nothing wrong or lesser With not being able to I won't Somebody else will I think it's really cool That they can do that I don't Somebody else does I will never be afraid to say that Please don't get it twisted You don't have to can to prove that you existed Feel the euphoria of letting that go I'm not quite small but not quite a medium I have a lot of facts but have to Wikipedi-'em There's a lot that I just infer But there's four things I know for sure I'll never be the best I'll never be the worst I'll never be the last one on earth Or the first For all parts that make up me There's a thousand I'll never be I'll never be a pot of coffee Or marching bands Or play Rachmaninoff-y With enormous hands I'll never be a potion Or an ocean wave Or an obstinate hair That won't shave I'll never be Mr. Ed Or Dr. Scholl's Or get all the jobs Or land all the roles I'll never reach up high Or tie my shoes Or anchor the 90s news I'll never be a tasty sandwich Or a cask of beer Nor will I accomplish Every task this year I'll never be the best I'll never be the worst I'll never be the last one on earth Or the first I'll never be the best I'll never be the worst I'll never be the last one on earth Or the first I'll never be the best I'll never be the worst I'll never be the last one on earth Or the first I'll never be the best I'll never be the worst I'll never be the last one on earth Or the first I'll never be the best I'll never be the worst I'll never be the last one on earth Or the first I'll never be the best I'll never be the worst I'll never be the last one on earth Or the first I'll never be the best I'll never be the worst I'll never be the last one on earth Or the first