Yo mama used to be a hoe
Now she goes to Costco
There's so much about her that you don't know
She's partied all night, she's even done blow
How'd you think she snagged your dad
It's not how she drives the minivan
It's not her muffins or casserole
Yo mama used to be a hoe
A hoe
A hoe
You don't even know
Yo mama used to be a hoe
Doing the dishes
Packing the lunches
Such a good housewife
Driving through Starbucks
Hitting up Target
But she's got a past life
Yo mama used to be a hoe
Now she watches baking shows
There's so much about her that you don't know
In college they called her 'deep throat'
How'd you think she snagged your dad
She's got an account on OnlyFans
It's not her muffins or casserole
Yo mama used to be a hoe
You don't even know
You were conceived in a three way
In a van behind the Interstate
It's always been a mystery
Is Dad your dad or is it
His weird friend Gary
Hoe
Hoe
Hoe
Hoe
Yo mama used to be a hoe
Now she goes to Costco
There's so much about her that you don't know
She's partied all night, she's even done blow
How'd you think she snagged your dad
It's not how she drives the minivan
It's not her muffins or casserole
Yo mama used to be a hoe
