Everybody Knows (It's Christmas)

Everybody knows that its Christmas

Everybody's favourite time of year

Well everybody knows

Its better when it snows

Now everyone knows Christmas time is here

Everybody falls in love at Christmas

Everyone under the mistletoe

Well everybody gets

A Merry Christmas kiss

But all I got is this dirty lump of coal

Sometimes I think I must have been away

When Father Christmas came into my town

I must have been a very naughty boy

When Ol' St Nick was writing his list down

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting-a-tingling too

You better clean that chimney so he can shimmy right through

Well I hear a reindeer hoof

Up there upon my roof

and I know that my revenge is coming soon

And so now here I am lying in wait

For Father Christmas to come into my town

And I'll show him who's been naughty boy

When Ol' St Nick shows up he's going down!

Now everybodys had a Merry Christmas

Everybodys had a bon Noël

Now everybodys had

A feliz Navidad

Except for me as far as I can tell

Just lying here inside my prison cell

So Merry Christmas see you all in Hell