Wednesday

I think I wrote you a song that I don’t even remember

(So what is this all just a joke to you then?)

‘Cause all my exes are married, or they’ll be by December

(Is this truly the case, or did you just say it for the song?)

I fell asleep on your arm, you had me out on a Wednesday

I can’t lie to you, I’m trynna go home

And why’s it always gotta be you?

I don’t ever wanna waste your time

You say goodbye, I change my mind

I don’t ever wanna waste your time

Waste your time

You don’t ever wanna waste my time

Just close your eyes and pick a side

You don’t ever wanna waste my time

I don’t ever wanna waste your time

I went and talked to a friend and told her everything I know

Except I left out the part where I was being an asshole

(I hope you told her everything and didn’t just paint me as the villain)

You called me up on the phone, you said you can’t be alone

It’s harder than you thought to be a boss girl

And why’s it always gotta be you?

I don’t ever wanna waste your time

You say goodbye, I change my mind

I don’t ever wanna waste your time

Waste your time

You don’t ever wanna waste my time

Just close your eyes and pick a side

You don’t ever wanna waste my time

I don’t ever wanna waste your time

I’d like to see how this ends

You got me out on the edge of my seat

I’m ready for it honey

I started wearing cologne when I was only 12

But now I’m double that, still smelling funny

I guess that’s not you, it’s me

I don’t ever wanna waste your time

You say goodbye, I change my mind

I don’t ever wanna waste your time

Waste your time

You don’t ever wanna waste my time

Just close your eyes and pick a side