Ricky

Friday night and I just clocked out

Of my dumbass nine-tofive

Round and round on the hamster wheel

Of my stupid fucking life

I hit my local bar

And see a picture on the wall

It's a bunch of rugged cowboys

And I'm jealous of them all

They look happy they look free

That's exactly what I need

So I drive out to a farm

And I buy a fucking horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

And I named him Ricky

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

I just bought a horse

But I don't know where to put it

I'll ride Ricky home and put him out back in the yard

I don't have any rope so I hope he don't go far

Ricky is looking hungry but I don't know what he eats

So I make him ravioli and I pray he goes to sleep

But in the morning he's gone

Where did I go wrong?

So I run out to my car

But I sold it for the horse (fuck!)

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

Where are you Ricky?

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

I just lost my horse

In New York City!

From the Upper East Side to the Lower East Side

From Brooklyn to the Bronx

I looked everywhere for Ricky

But I guess my best friend's gone

Then I see a big, strong, beautiful horse

With a policeman on top

I realize it's Ricky

So I punch the fucking cop

He pepper-sprays me in the face

And says I'm going to jail

I wipe the mace out of my eyes and realise

That was not my horse

That was not my horse

That was not my horse

It just looked like Ricky

That was not my horse

I just punched a cop

I just punched a cop

I'm gonna go to prison

I'm gonna go to prison

(Oh yeah, boys, yee-ha-ha-haw!)

I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop

(Aw, yeah)

(That's what I'm talking about)

I'm going to jail because I punched a horse that

(I'll be seeing you there, brother!)

I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop

(Ha-ha-ha!)

(Fuck yeah, brother!)

I'm going to jail because I punched a horse cop

I punched a horse cop