I Pissed a Girl and She Liked It

Ladies and gentlemen:

I pissed a girl!

Beer is the solution to all life's problems

Except when you're on a hot date and forget to bring condoms

It helps you Irish-dance and gain mystical Kung Fu powers

And is the only way to make your girlfriend pretty

Or sing Toto on karaoke for hours

I pissed a girl and she liked it

I pissed a girl just to try it!

Beer is what hobos really buy with the money you give

And when you're in college the only reason to live

I pissed a girl and she liked it

I pissed a girl just to try it!

The ultimate drug we can take 'cause cannabis is illegal

And at the end of the night is what can get you a paramedic

Excessive alcohol consumption made me lose control of my bladder

Just when I was about to give this chick some white matter

I pissed a girl and she liked it

I pissed a girl just to try it!

But perhaps after this it's better not to use an UV light!