Why don't we take a little time to talk about how wonderful life is in the new world? I mean, how great is it that we are allowed three ration portions per day? Three! We get fresh water every moon cycle, and we even get to enjoy the soothing sounds of my voice. Plus, the pile of bodies in area 3C are being taken away soon. Look out, 4C, they're coming to you. So why don't we all take a moment today and reflect on how amazing it is to live in such a perfect world? Overlord Carmichael will be supervising the game of Rock, Paper, Scissors later tonight near Nancy's Grey Furniture. Attendance is mandatory. So is cheering. You're welcome
