The Pretty Little Dolly (Live)

The pretty little dolly can sit

The pretty little dolly can stand

She will even walk around the room

If you take her hand

The pretty little dolly can turn

The pretty little dolly can dance

If you feed her water through a tube

She'll wet her pants

Close to fires

She perspires

If you give her a playful squeeze

She will cough and belch and sneeze

Oh, the pretty little dolly's so cute

The pretty little dolly's so real

If you take her out into the sun, she burns

And three days later she'll peel

The pretty little dolly can sing

The pretty little dolly can shout

Hold her footsies high above her head

And she passes out

The pretty little dolly can plead

The pretty little dolly can beg

And she screams in realistic pain

When you break her leg

Watch her dimples

Turn to pimples

On her back you can turn a key

And she goes through puberty

Oh, the pretty little dolly can wet

The pretty little dolly can cry

If you put a plastic bag around her head

She'll choke, turn purple and die

Oh, Santa, remember your part

Don't break this little girl's heart

So remember this Christmas

The pretty little dolly is the present you must leave

So remember that, fat boy, bring that kid

If you wanna see New Year's Eve