Yoga Instructor

I lift one leg up

I turn the other one right

That’s all my exercise for the night

And then I lie in bed and I wish for bread

And cheese sandwiches

But I’m not the one who says yes

I’d rather smoke all day

Than have a single bite

I’m on a diet riot

I hope you had that right?

What could you do for me?

Just make me worry more

I’ll burn my calories

Hust make me worry more,

Worry more, worry more

Be my yoga instructor

Be my muscle constructor

Be my self distractor

Be my favourite actor

Be my science tutor

Teach me how to use a computer

Be a little more brutal

You’re my absoluter

I sit around all day

I let the music play

I watch my Facebook page

Turn from green to grey

The little chat parade

A little “who is where”

And then it’s exercise

Because you’re not there

You’re not there

Be my yoga instructor

Be my muscle constructor

Be my self distractor

Be my ta ta ta ta ta

Be my science tutor

Teach me how to use a computer

Be a little more brutal

You’re my absoluter

You’re my absoluter

Your my absoluter