I. Collection of Forgotten Dreams

The Museum of Failure proudly presents

The "I Don't Want To See You In Heaven" collection

An enigmatic series of eleven pieces

Created by an unknown group of artists known only as "The Callous Daoboys"

Their true identities are, unfortunately, lost to time

These pieces were created 300 years ago, during the years of 2023 and 2024

It was once thought that the collection consisted of just ten pieces

However, earlier this year a reel of film tape marked "III. Country Song in Reverse," on one side and

"Daoboys Sea World Footage" on the other

Was discovered in the occupied zone of Mena, Arkansas

We here at the Museum of Failure were lucky enough to have the artifact marked as historically important

And the reel was shipped across border checkpoints

Having now seen the collection in its potential final form

We now know that these pieces weren't just created by man

But by heartbreak, anguish, frustration, infidelity, lust, addiction, divorce and suffering

One may imagine the head of a constantly changing beast

Ripping open the author of these words with more and more blood

The head of a fox wearing the young writer's body to prop them up

Whilst the second head of the pig snuffs out every word of regret

This is true failure, embodied and immortalized

This is embarrassment painted over the first and last name of the grave

(Is the recording on?)

This is I Don't Want To See You In Heaven by The Callous Daoboys