Master of the House

I wake up when I please, the sun's too bright

Stretching on your pillow, yeah, it's mine tonight

Knocked your coffee off the table just to watch it spill

You call me trouble, but I just call it skill

Paws on the counter, tail in the air

I own this house, you're just renting there

I hear you call, but I just don't care

I'll come when I'm ready—maybe, I swear

Give me treats or I'll steal your chair

A king in fur, you best beware

I'm the master of the house, ruler of the bed

Walking on your laptop, pawing at your head

Scratch the couch, chase the light, climb the curtain tall

Run like a demon for no reason at all

I might be cute, but don't be fooled

You're my servant—I make the rules

Staring at the wall like I see a ghost

Then dashing through the halls like I've lost control

Knocking plants down, 'cause I feel like a fight

Then curling up sweetly like an angel at night

Demand the food, then walk away

Come back in an hour, act like you obey

I hear you call, but I just don't care

I'll come when I'm ready—maybe, I swear

Give me treats or I'll steal your chair

A king in fur, you best beware

I'm the master of the house, ruler of the bed

Walking on your laptop, pawing at your head

Scratch the couch, chase the light, climb the curtain tall

Run like a demon for no reason at all

I might be cute, but don't be fooled

You're my servant—I make the rules

Hiding in a box, then I pounce on your feet

Disappearing for hours, then beg for a treat

Ignore you all day, then scream at 3AM

Scratch at the door, then change my mind again

I sit where I want, I do as I please

You're lucky to live with a legend like me!

I hear you call, but I just don't care

I'll come when I'm ready—maybe, I swear

Give me treats or I'll steal your chair

A king in fur, you best beware

You bought me toys, but I play with the box

Climb on the fridge just to give you a shock

Purring so sweet when I want my way

Then swiping your hand if you pet me wrong today

I may disappear, but I'm always near

Watching your every move, let's make that clear

I'll rule your world with a flick of my tail

Bow to the feline—you will obey

I'm the master of the house, ruler of the bed

Walking on your laptop, pawing at your head

Scratch the couch, chase the light, climb the curtain tall

Run like a demon for no reason at all

I might be cute, but don't be fooled

You're my servant—I make the rules

So kneel before your feline king

Bring the tuna, let the praises ring

You think you own me? That's so sweet

Now fetch my toy—I'm at your feet