You're A Priceless Egg To Me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Woah, woah, woah

Can a Creme Egg predict the future?

Can it tell me love is true?

Because my Creme Egg has spun

And pointed towards you

Maybe a collector of life’s rarities

Can teach my chaos to decline

Can a connoisseur like you

Help me age like a fine wine?

See the beauty in my chaos

And I’ll give in to your charm

Then we’ll run off into the sunset

With a Creme Egg under each arm

I’m a bit of a mess like an abstract painting

I don’t always make sense like an arty movie

Both reasons we should be dating

Don’t you like things of beauty?

Together we could travel the world

Falling under each other’s spell

I’ll pick a country at random

And you can choose a fancy hotel

Fancy hotel

See the beauty in my chaos

And I’ll give in to your charm

Then we’ll run off into the sunset

With a Creme Egg under each arm

Slide into my DMs

Or into my 48,000 unread emails, baby.