Wake Up Piglet (Live)

I was just a piglet

When reality first popped

I'd be ham and bacon

For sale at the butcher shop

I never knew my father

But I'm told he was a beast

He wound up as a sausage

For a fireman's fundraising feast

My mother was a truffler

She called herself Francine

Wound up on the table

They called her franks and beans

How did I get here

What did I do wrong

I went to bed as a person

Woke up as a Berkshire hog