Erich & The Wine

It was getting late one night when I felt like a drink

I was pretty tired and wanted to keep my brain from think

So away I went to the kitchen to find a bottle

I thought some wine would do me well to keep off the throttle

And I'm not that clever but I know something's amiss

When the bottles are all dry, shock replaced my bliss

But theft of wine never long remains a mystery

When a certain friend has a lengthy alcohol thieving history

Erich drank all the wine again

Erich drank all the wine again

Erich drank all the wine again

Erich drank all the wine again

I found him lying face down in his bedroom

Seven string in hand

Some crumpled notes

A balloon from a party he attended was tied to his hand

Seems like his night went exactly as planned

Erich drank all my wine again

Erich drinks all the wine again

Erich drinks all the wine again

Erich drinks all the wine again

Erich drinks all the wine (again)

And the beer and the liquor

And tequila and vodka (Huh? Hello?)

(Erich drinks all the wine again)

And seltzer and cider (Where am I?)

And gin and the sake (What do you want?)

(Erich drinks all the wine again)

And mead and the rum

And the whiskey and bourbon (What time is it?)

(Erich drinks all the wine again)

And scotch and champagne

And the hooch (Who shit my pants? Fuck!)

(Erich drinks all the wine again)

Even the mixers and the rubbing alcohol

Oh god, he's getting desperate (I heard alcohol mentioned?)

(Erich drinks all the wine again)

Now moon and absinthe (Hide it better next time)

Oh no, he's got cocaine and hookers (And buy better stuff next time)

Well it's a bender

(Erich drinks all the wine again)

Oh shit, where'd he go? (I'll buy next time)

Oh well

(Erich drinks all the wine again)

Oh well… (I'm kidding, you're buying)

(Keep it going, I need a corkscrew)

Erich drank all the wine again (Bubbly too?)

Erich drinks all the wine again (Please, call an ambulance)

(Okay Grey, fade out already)

Erich drinks all the wine again

(I'm getting queasy please)

Erich drinks all the wine again

(Grey this song's gotta be over)

Erich drinks all the wine again (I think I ate a cork)

Erich drinks all the wine again

(Oh god, Grey, Grey please, please just stop)

Erich drank all the wine again

Erich drank all the wine again (Grey! Grey please! Grey no!)

You leave me and my wine out of this