Girlfriend Is a Lunatic

(Mez on the drums!)

I think my girlfriend is a lunatic

When will she turn violent - I don't know

Backstabbing and biting, ever so frightening

I just hope the bluises do not show

I don't care if I'm in your top 8, number 1 in your list

I don't care if you're constantly late, be my guest take the piss

Coz I don't care about you, it finished long ago

I'm just there for the ride and your dirty videos

You pushed me away, started pinching my face

Just keep sending photos

Na na na...

My girl's got lungs on her like a banshee

Keeps the neighbourhood awake at night

Screams at every opportunity at me

I think i need my head examined alright

I don't care if i'm in your top 8, number 1 in your list

I don't care if you're constantly late, be my guest take the piss

Coz I don't care about you, it finished long ago

I'm just there for the-

Ride me harder, faster, baby

Give it like a porn star, give it like a porn star...

(Don't call me scarface!)

She was my ultimate fantasy, making my dreams a reality

Sending me footage of her booty, shared with my mates and now legendary

You're famous…