Girlfriend In a Coma

Girlfriend's in a coma, I know it's serious

Girlfriend in a coma, I know it's serious

There were times when I could have murdered her

I would do anything not to have to hurt her

Let me ask you

Do you really think she'll pull through?

Do you really think she'll be alright?

Do you really think she'll pull through tonight?

Girlfriend's in a coma, I know it's serious

(Girlfriend in a coma)

Girlfriend's in a coma, I know it's serious, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Girlfriend in a coma) Whoa

There were times when I could have strangled her

Oh, but I don't want nothing to go ahead and mangle her

Do you really think she'll pull through?

Do you really, be alright?

Do you really think she'll pull through tonight?

Girlfriend in a coma, I know it's serious

Oh, yes I do (Girlfriend in a coma)

Girlfriend in a coma, that girl's makin' me delirious

(Girlfriend in a coma)

There she was, lyin' in a coma

I could smell the hospital aroma

She was lyin' there like a loaf of bread

I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

She said nothing at all

Now most of y'all out there are thinkin'

"Mojo, you're an insensitive idjit galoot!"

Whatever feeling you got in your body

It's so small you could ram it up a gnat's ass

It'd look like a B, look like a BB in a boxcar

Yeah, well, don't blame me

Blame the writer of this song, Morrissey

Yeah, don't blame me, blame Morrissey

You know that fruitcake that sings in The Smiths?

Don't blame me, blame Morrissey

Ah, he's celibate

Yeah, well, I, Mojo Nixon, am the anti-Morrissey

I, Mojo Nixon, am the anti-Morrissey

Can't you see, can't you see that I am the anti-Morrissey?

Ah, 'cause I'm a meat-eater

Yeah, I like my meat, and I like it sweet

And I like to get laid, and I always get paid

Hey, Morrissey, kiss my big hairy butt

Girlfriend in a coma, I know it's serious (Girlfriend in a coma)

Girlfriend in a coma, girlfriend in a coma (Girlfriend in a coma)

I got a girlfriend in a coma

Girlfriend in a coma, girlfriend in a coma

Girlfriend in a coma, came from Tacoma

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Girlfriend in a coma) Oh, girlfriend in a coma

Girlfriend in a coma

Hey, you're pretty sure, Doc, she's not gonna come out of it?

Okay, thanks