Hit and Miss Judy

Working at the bank, counting out the money for no thanks Goin' down the drain, she's only got herself to blame Goin' round in circles, arrivin' back at where she's coming from Life for Miss Judy surely can't be any fun She bends down and whisper things in your ear But Judy, girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy Keep on tryin', you're sure to fire off a direct hit Workin' all day for the pleasure of beholdin' a heaven on earth Life for Miss Judy it's an endless succession of physical jerks! Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed handkerchief Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her wildest dreams She bends down and whisper things in your ear But Judy, girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy Keep on tryin', you're sure to fire off a direct hit Sometimes she thinks she'll get away with it She might just hit the target But Judy, girl, I wish you'd call it a day Oh, my darling, you're so alarming! (Alarming!) She scares me to death with the effort of tryin' to be everybody's friend I see they've regrouped on the highway now and everyone involved is going round the bend But when Judy takes aim than you won't be seein' anyone for miles and miles 'Cause if Judy hits the target you're guaranteed to be paralysed And than she'll bend down and whisper things in your ear But Judy, girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in