Cheese and Onions

I have always thought

In the back of my mind

Cheese and onions

I have always thought

That the world was unkind

Cheese and onions

Do I have to spell it out?

C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S

Oh, no

Man or machine

(Man or machine)

Keep yourself clean

(Keep yourself clean)

Or be a has-been

(Ah ah)

Like a dinosaur

Man or device

(Man or device)

For everything nice

(Everything nice)

You'd better think twice

(Ah ah)

At least once more

(Repeat until end)