Coax Me

It all seemed to happen so fast

Will you ever believe the way he passed away

I saw his widow speak on her fortune

She was feelin' pretty apathetic

Coax me, cajole me

Coax me, cajole me

If I drink concentrated OJ

Can I think Consolidated's okay?

It's not the band I hate, it's their fans

Three cans of water perverts me

Coax me, cajole me

Coax me, cajole me

Coax me, cajole me

And after he died

By rights she'd have cried

I gave mine away

I gave mine away

I saw a widow's peak on her forehead

It was full of lines and sinkers

Coax me, cajole me

Coax me, cajole me

Coax me, cajole me