W.L.T.M.

Single white professional with a house and two cars

My interests are the cinema, the theatre and bars

I'm considered good-looking by the people who know me

I'm never condescending to those below me

I love all animals but have no pets

I get on well with children

But I don't want to be a dad just yet

I'm looking for a lady with similar tastes

An hourglass figure and a beautiful face

A good sense of humour, must enjoy a joke

Must be NS, all that fag ash and smoke

First time advert, never done this before

I'm looking for friendship

Who knows maybe something more?

Maybe something more

And I would love to meet

Would love to meet

Would love to meet

I would love to meet

Single white female, mother of two

Likes Monet, Shakespeare and a room with a view

Barefoot Contessa with bright blue eyes

Into broadening her horizons and firming up her thighs

Independent Cathy, financially secure

Seeks Heathcliff-based Midlands but will travel to your moor

I'm looking for my knight in shining armour

City type perhaps or a gentleman farmer

Prefer a silent viking or a moody romancer

But anything considered, all letters answered

I'd like to meet a tall guy, six feet or above

But what I'm really looking for is someone to love

Someone to love

And I would love to meet

Would love to meet

Would love to meet

Would love to meet

I want to call but I'm afraid to talk

You're bound to reckon that I'm a complete dork

I take a breath, I dial and then it's ring, ring, ring

Oh, what a relief, it's an answerphone thing

And I would love to meet

Would love to meet

Would love to meet

Would love to meet

Attractive, slim, intelligent, 27

Seeks GSOH with a 9/11

Straight-talking, beer-drinking northern bloke

Seeks straight-talking girl for a laugh and a joke

Lady, mid-50s though you'd never tell

Seeks energetic gent with a view to jell

Fred seeks his ginger to tango and rhumba

Ken, phone Annie, I've lost your number