Delilah - The Samson Version

Hey there, Delilah, this is your ex-boyfriend, Samson

And I know you thought that lifting weights

Made me so buff and handsome, you were wrong

It's 'cause I let my hair grow long

That makes me strong

Hey there, Delilah, you came in while I was sleeping

And I couldn't feel you cutting

And I didn't hear you creeping out the door

You left my hair piled on the floor

While I just snored

Oh, what'd you do to me

Oh, while I was asleep?

Oh, I'm a Nazarene

Oh, but you shaved me clean

Delilah, you're so mean

I killed a lion big and mean

And slaughtered many Philistines

All with a donkey's jawbone, that's no lie

But now I'm chained up to the wall

And I can't cry, no tears at all

Because they came and gouged out both my eyes

Why'd you grab your clipping shears

And shave my head like Britney Spears?

And now I'm standing here in total shame

And you're to blame

Hey there, Delilah, why did you have to deceive me?

And it's hard for me to think

Not long ago, I wanted you to be my bride

But you took too much off the sides

Hey there, Delilah, when you die

Just tell the Devil I said hi

He'll know why

Oh, it's what you did to me

Oh, now I feel so weak

Oh, I look like a freak

You know, Delilah, you're a geek

Oh, you're a geek

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh

Oh-oh, whoa-oh