Off with Their Heads

It's off with their heads It's the least i can do Off with their heads Is the only phrase that always rings true Never gets old So i say to you With conviction Off with their heads It's my one real milieu Every one dreads what the queen may say Though hats they may doff It will be off with their heads I try to be even and fair But as you see I'm almost never All quite there Noblesse oblige My derrier When i demand all must adhere I wave my hand and all my courtiers appear And when they don't or if they won't Loud and clear it's off with their heads I don't care what they've done Off with their heads Is my first and second Rule number one Once you've begun well it's so much fun All together Off with their heads is a mantra of mine Off with their heads is my bottom line And if you dare scoff, well then it's off with your head Don't need a congress or a constitution For its a forgone conclusion That every problem has the same solution Persuade crusade with a Custom made renewable Doable and unmisconstruable Stainless steel blade Off with their heads It's the least i can do Off with their heads Is the only phrase that always rings true Baby it's off off off off off off off off off off With their heads Off with their heads Off with their heads