In case of Sonic Attack on your district

Follow these rules

If you are making love, it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously

Do not waste time blocking your ears

Do not waste time seeking a soundproof shelter

Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible

Do not panic

(Do not panic)

Use your wheels, it is what they are for

Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons and should be left, if possible, in shelters

Do not attempt to use your own limbs

If no wheels are available metal, not organic, limbs should be employed whenever possible

Remember, in the case of Sonic Attack, survival means every man for himself

(Himself)

Statistically more people survive if they think only of themselves

(Only themselves)

Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones

You have only a few seconds to escape use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die

Do not panic

(Do not panic)

Think only of yourself

(Only yourself)

Think only of yourself

(Only yourself)

These are the first signs of Sonic Attack:

You will notice small objects, such as ornaments, oscillating

You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm

You will hear a distant hissing in your ears

You will feel dizzy

You will feel the need to vomit

There will be bleeding from orifices

There will be an ache in the pelvic region

You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting

Or even laughter

These are all sign of imminent Sonic destruction

Your only protection is flight

If you are less than ten years old remain in the shelters and use your cocoon

Remember: you can help no-one else

(No-one else)

You can help no-one else

(No-one else)

Do not panic

(Do not panic)

Do not panic

(Do not panic)

Think only of yourself

(Only yourself)

Think only of yourself

(Only of yourself)

Think only of yourself

(Only yourself)

Think only of yourself