Rhodies Everywhere

They're in the outback of Australia

They're in the African Karoo

They're in the tundra of Alaska and there's one in Timbuktu

They're in the Papua New Guinea, Singapore and in Rangoon

Neil Armstrong said he even saw them on the moon

They're everywhere

They're everywhere

You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare

They're a happy little nation

Despite their situation

If you need them they'll be there

Cause there Rhodies everywhere

They're in the whole of Europe, from Finland down to Spain

In the good old Middle East from Israel to Bahrain

And I've heard from sources in the FBI and KGB

Security in the Kremlin's run by a guy from the BSAP

They're everywhere

They're everywhere

You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare

They're a happy little nation

Despite their situation

If you need them they'll be there

Cause there Rhodies everywhere

They're crawling out the woodwork

They're fallin' out the trees

And they usually found where there's Braai smoke in the breeze

With their Vellies and their shorts, they're a breed that's really rare

No matter where you go, there are Rhodies everywhere

They're everywhere (you go)

They're everywhere (you know)

You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare

They're a happy little nation

Despite their situation

If you need them they'll be there

Cause there Rhodies everywhere

If you need them they'll be there

Cause there Rhodies everywhere

(Vellies are Chukka Boots)

(a Braai is a BBQ)