Second to None

Gettin dirty on my hands and knees

I live like an animal and now I got fleas

When I do what I do it's a sin

But I like my parties soaked in gin

What's the use of sayin what you mean?

Just watch yourself and keep your body clean

Mom says I gotta dirty face

Dad says I'm looking out of place

Dog says I got shit on my shoes

What am I supposed to do?

Well, that's one. I'm second to none

And that's two. I don't know what to do

And that's three. You're tellin me

I'm still a baby

You say act like I live in a zoo

I know I don't wanna live like you

When I go out you won't let me back in

Climb in the window, I just can't win

What's the use in sayin what you mean?

Just wash yourself and keep your body clean

Mom says I gotta dirty face

Dad says I'm looking out of place

Dog says I got shit on my shoes

What am I supposed to do?

Well, that's one...