No Meat

Vegan living, so healthy and clean So much brown rice, so many mung beans And no meat, not one bite of meat Juicy meat, succulent meat Instead, I get gluten and seaweed stew Rice milk and lentils and fucking tofu I respect every creature from horse, fly to cow I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now Yeah, I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now You eat your southern fried chicken, and I'll just have fruit How's that T-bone? No really, it's cool I'll just chew on this turnip root With a couple chickpeas Kill me, please I'm tired of hummus And bulgur wheat Tofurkey to fuck yourself I want some meat I respect every creature, the birds and the bees Well, I'd eat the shit out some whopper with cheese Believe me, I'd fuck up that whopper with cheese Whoa-oh, alfalfa sprouts and a red bean A handful of trail mix, mm, what a treat How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl? I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole Yeah, I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole