King of Intimidation

The women of this family

Seem to feel that they owe it to the

Men of the family to look relaxed

Rested, and attractive at dinnertime

For you they live in a quiet monastery

For you they wear whatever you want them to

As long as it is short

They count to ten when you tell them how to drive

And when they're afraid, they let you speak for them

All hail the king of intimidation

Model of good Christian behavior

For you we wax, nostalgic-ened our legs

For you we'd chew our nails if we had any left

Buy fake ones to do it

We counted to ten temporarily (And it was)

Something about how you talk down to me

All hail the king of intimidation

Model of good Christian behavior

The room of compromise is full

And apparently you don't want some

There's only so much we can do

To make your rest assured

I am single

I am weary

You're just jealous

You're just confused

You're just hungry

You're missing out

You're not healthy

You're a pity

All hail the king of intimidation

Model of good Christian behavior

He knows not of what he has wrongly done

Forgive his ignorant behavior

You are tortured

You are captured

You are busted

We were silent

You attested

You knew better

You are lonely

Was it worth it?

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