So Damn Tough

Hear my horn honk when they get out of class

Is a perverted motherfucker scoopin' underage asses

Single-file line, one at a time in my De Ville

Drop pills, bald pussy all in my grill

Stay still, won't you shit on my dick then nasty get up

In nothin' but my speedo, you won't see a fancy get up

Say I love you-at the same-put a bottle up your butt

Feed ex-lax; relax; comon baby fill it up

Who's the girl out there?

With the Big ol' tits and the long blonde hair(right where)

Who's the girl out there?...

(And why does it have to be so damn tough?)

Who's the girl out there?

With the little bitty titties and no pussy hair (right where)

Shit-faced drunk out on Eagle Mountain

Serving more cola than a soda fountain

Rounds-tits-I love it when you tell me to stop

Ass-fuckin' Titty suckin' in the parking lot

Get caught you know cause I love to cheat

Your boyfriend creeps, his ass is bound to get beat

Like Scotty Stiener, call me Big Poppa Pump

Hey you, bitch in the front

Suck my dick you fuckin' cunt

Hey you, bitch in the back

Get your face slapped on the Pimpadelic track (Get ya ass slapped while cum in your crack)

Hey you, bitch on the side

Get outta your ride befor you die

Jenna Jameson in a hot tubs my fantasy

Tonguing the bung of young while I'm drinkin' her pee

Fuck and get sucked while I'm leaving the bathroom

Call up big C so's I can pick some (whistle)

Ben-Wa balls calls, we right on course

Stick it up your booty like Peter North

Finished now, take it out, what's next

Cocaine and cocaine for sex (sniff it)