Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured

We'll ask if we can have a six in

If not we'll have to have two

Well you're coming up on our end aren't you?

So I'll get one with you

Oh, won't he let us have six in?

Especially not with the food

He coulda just told us no though

He didn't have to be rude

You see her with the green dress?

She talked to me at the bar

Well how come it's already two pound fifty?

We've only gone about a yard

Didn't ya see she were gorgeous?

She were beyond belief

But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice

Came and paid for her Tropical Reef

And I'm sitting going backwards

And I didn't want to leave

I said, "It's High Green, mate

Via Hillsborough, please"

Well how funny were that sketch earlier?

Up near that taxi rank

Oh no, you would have missed it

Think it were when you went to the bank

These two lads squaring up, proper shouting

'Bout who were next in the queue

The kind of thing that would seem so silly

But not when they've both had a few

Well calm down, temper, temper

You shouldn't get so annoyed

Well, you're acting like a silly little boy

Oh, they wanted to be men

And do some fighting in the street

He said, "No surrender, no chance of retreat"

So why are they in the taxi?

'Cause I didn't want to leave

I said, "It's High Green, mate

Via Hillsborough, please"

Well drunken plots hatched to jump it

Ask around, "Are you sure?"

Went for it but the red light was showing

And red light indicates doors are secure