Lawn Mowing

See, that's what I love, I love when we can laugh at culture

That's what makes things so beautiful, let me tell you something

In Atlanta, it's not just, like, the Puerto Ricans, no, no, no

It's the pure Mexicans that have taken over Atlanta, oh, my God

Oh, they done took over all the lawn cutting jobs, oh, no, no, no

They're Mexican, it's called landscaping

Back in the day, a black man used to be able to

Go get his lawn mower, put it in the back of the truck

Go make a living cutting people's grass goddamn Mexicans done came in and took over that shit

And the reason they got it 'cause they up at five in the morning

**** ain't getting up at no five in the morning

Cutting nobody's damn grass we just coming in from the after hours

And it be dark when they cut your grass

You be sleep and all you hear outside your window, hey, que paso?

Little bitty Mexican dude got a fertilizer on his back

"Hey, señor, it's gonna make your house look good"

Goddamn birds be pissed off "tweet, twee, tweet, tweet, tweet!!!"

Then they take them blowers, and blow dirt back on your house

You have to wash their ass, they blow dirt on your car, your car be dusty as hell

"Hey man, get that dirt off my goddamn car"

Then they catch an attitude "It's okay, señor

It's okay now"

I told you, I'll talk about anybody, I don't care

And then they got them little weed whackers, oh, my God, they are like artists

When they line your grass, oh, my God, they so goddamn good at it

And you just sitting there admiring your house

One day they did my yard, my house so good, it looked so pretty

And I'm just looking at it, I was like, "Great job"

All of a sudden, this old, black, slave ****

He gon' pull up in my subdivision,I don't even know how the **** got in there either

He gon' pull up in a Fred Sanford truck

I know it was a Fred Sanford 'cause all I was hearing

That's what it, well, okay, that's what I thought I heard

So he came out and he was drunk, had, you could smell the liquor

He gon' get out the car with a limp, first of all, don't get out, my God "hey, sir, come here, sir"

I was like, "Man, what you want, man?"

He was scaring the shit out of me, I said, "Man, what you want, man?"

"I can do a lot better job than what they can do, I can do a whole lot better"

I said, "Man, get your motherfucking ass out of my goddamn yard

I got Jose, ****, and your name Jesse"

Ain't nobody Jesse cutting nobody's grass no more, getting out like a slave"

I can do a whole lot better, help me

Look here, look here, look here sir

Hey man, know what's wrong?

He could see the Mexicans talk to themselves

Don't worry he's not gonna get a job