Girlfriend

She waits around for second place to hit her in the ass Then she stumbles over here and asks me for something less than ordinary Well I guess this time she's had enough of mental masturbation Well I guess this time she's realized she's not so afraid, yeah Hey hey now, here she comes again Hey hey yeah, that's my girlfriend Well, she thought she had it figured out, the planets and their rotations Until the phone rang through her daydream and it brought her back to earth But the voice on the line said something next to nothing, but all she heard Were violins that told her not to sin, yeah Hey hey now, here she comes again Hey hey yeah, that's my girlfriend She sits around and waits for the movie to end But the plot never turns out to be the way that she transcends So she picks it up and then she sucks it down Then she pours another two-shot round to ease her pain She waits around for second place to hit her in the ass Then she stumbles over here and asks me for something less than ordinary Well I guess this time she's had enough of mental masturbation Well I guess this time she's realized she's not so afraid, yeah Hey hey now, here she comes again Hey hey yeah, that's my girlfriend Hey hey now, here she comes again Hey hey yeah