Probably

You probably can't stand your glasses

But you probably need them to read

You probably waste all your down time

And you probably don't get much sleep

You probably don't like the movies

But you probably go anyway

You probably fight with your mother a lot

When you feel like there's nothing to say

You probably don't care for punk rock

But you probably love "Crooked Rain."

And you probably don't talk to strangers like me

But you wish we'd talk to you just the same

So I should probably say something to you

But I'd probably ruin it then

It's best for us both if I keep my mouth shut

And just stay on my side of the train