The Begat

The Lord Made Adam. The Lord Made Eve. He Made Them Both, A Little Bit Naive. They Lived As Free As The Summer Breeze, Without Pajamas And Without Chemise. Until They Stumbled On The Apple Trees. Then She Looked At Him, (Hum, Hum) And He Looked At Her, (Hum, Hum) And They Knew Immediately What The World Was For... - He Said Give Me My Cane - He Said Give Me My Hat. - The Time Has Gone, To Begin The Begat. - The Begat! - The Begat! - That's It! So They Begat Caine. And They Begat Abel, Who Begat The Rabble At The Tow'r Of Babel. They Begat The Cohens, And They Begat O'rourkes. And They Begat The People Who Believed In Stars. - Holly Lordy, How They Did Begat! -How They Did Begat! -??? Morning That When The Begat Got To Gettin' Under Par They Begat The Daughters Of The Big A. R. They Begat The Babes Of The Bourgeoisie, Who Begat The Missbegat In G.o.p. You Was A Pleased New Jezebel A Pleased New Ruth. And Pleased The League Of Women Shoppers In Deluth. Thou The Movie Censors Tried The Facts A Hide The Movie Goers Open Up Multiplied. - Holly Lordy, How They Multiplied! - How They Multiplied! - How They Multiplied! Soon It Swept The World Ev'ry Land And Lingo. It Becanme The Rage. It Was Bigger Than Bingo. The White Begat, The Red Begat, The Folks Who Should Stood In Bed Begat. The Greeks Begat, The Sweeds Begat Why, Even Britishers In Tweeds, Begat. And Lord In Love What The Seas Begat. The Lats And Lithuanians, Begat. The Sweeten Pennsylvanians, Begat . Strictly Vegetarians, Begat. And Honorarium Aryans, Begat. Startin' The Genesis, May Begat. Heroes And Nemesis, Begat Fat Phila-Busterers, Begat. To Vetuler Unnatelor To Begat. And Sometimes A Bachelor, He Begats! And Didn't Matter In Witch Ways They Begats, Son Of A Beach Ways, Begat. Oh! Bless Them Lord! Who Know Do That, And He The First Of No Begat! (Alternative: Last Verse According To The Movie) Oh! Bless Them All! Who Go To Bed. And Its The Cause Of The Begat!