Carrot

Last night I had a dream about you

We were hanging with some friends and then I looked up at you

You turned into a real life Ken doll

And caressed my face and said

"Baby, I've seen it all"

Last night I had a dream about you

It was all fun and games until I pulled out of you

Your butt started seeping a midnight blue hue

When you put your finger to taste it

It shut your mouth like glue

Last night I had a sex dream about you

Your dick detached from your body and I'm worried about you

I was wondering if I could come around

To see if it was really a carrot like I dreamed about

This morning I woke up with a parched mouth

And rolled over and saw something that made me scream loud

I had overslept my job interview