Jonjo

Jesse had a treehouse in an oak

Dirty magazines and some Coca-Cola

Never let me climb that ladder rope

So I learned to spy through my telescope

Hey, oh, my, my, my, hey

I knocked three times, hollered, "Let me in"

He said, "You're my sister, but you're not my friend

Here's a password that you'll never get

If you can say it, you can come on in"

Hey, oh, my, my, my, hey

But then he grinned, saying

Hum-dum-diddly-twee-dum-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-dippidy-doo-dah-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-diddly-twee-dum-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-dippidy-doo-dah-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Said it on the bus on the way to school

Said it in my class, playing duck-duck-goose

Said it on the see-saw, swings, and slide

Couldn't get the password off my mind

Hey, oh, my, my, my, hey

Mean old brother, knew I had a stutter

He was hoping I'd say it wrong

I got clever, right down to the letter

And I turned it into a song

And then I grinned

Singing

Hum-dum-diddly-twee-dum-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-dippidy-doo-dah-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-diddly-twee-dum-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-dippidy-doo-dah-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Jesse's jaw was dropped, hey

His Hubba Bubba popped, hey

Just when I thought I'd become the winner

He roped down the rope (Hey)

And made me out a joke (Hey)

I ran back to Mama in the kitchen, cooking dinner, crying

Hum-dum-diddly-twee-dum-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-dippidy-doo-dah-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-diddly-twee-dum-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Hum-dum-dippidy-doo-dah-diddy

Hum-jiminy-jam-jonjo

Jonjo