Everybody's Talking About Jamie

You should have seen it You should have been there You won't believe the shit we saw That went down in there The men were women The girls were fellas They did a rain dance Wearing nothing but umbrellas Pass it on There was a lady She had a sister But it was kinda weird The way the lady kissed her There were a woman Whose name was Norman And the frilly knickers That was just the doorman Pass it on There was a doorman Whose name was Norman And then the doorman kissed his sister She's a Mormon I heard there's dungeons Inside the cellars Where they rain down pain And spank you with umbrellas Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress Who was born to impress Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig 'Cause he's gonna be big Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-amie And there was music, and there was dancing And all the drag queens had to Lip-sync 'cause they can't sing Pass it on And there was smoking And they were boozing And there was boys who looked like girls Which was confusing Pass it on! So what's a lip sync? Is that like kissing? Yeah, he kissed a girl Whose girly parts were missing Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout the boy On the stage who broke out of his cage Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips Everybody's talking 'bout the crazy kid and all the things that he did Everybody's talking about Ja-a-a-amie He had one gogo boy Five gogo boys Ten gogo boys in kilts (in kilts) He had one dancing girl Five dancing girls Ten dancing girls on stilts (on stilts) He had one backing singer Five backing singers Ten backing singers plus choir He did one somersault Five somersaults Ten somersaults on fire Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz From the crowd and the boy who was proud Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-amie And there were cocktails And there were mocktails She wore a scaly skirt She said was made of croc tails And there were feathers And there were leathers And there were rubber gear She said were for all weathers And there were thigh boots And there were high boots And there were girl boots That you wear if you're a guy boots Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie (everybody's talking 'bout Jamie) Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie (everybody's talking 'bout Jamie) Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie (everybody's talking 'bout Jamie) Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie (everybody's talking 'bout) Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress Who was born to express Everybody's talking and they're talking about The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout (everybody's talking) Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt who we're dying to see Everybody's talking 'bout Ja-a-a-a-a-a-a-amie