If Eye Was the Man in Ur Life

If Eye was the man in your life Eye'd make you happy Eye'd treat you right Eye'd buy you flowers, every single day Eye'd give you power Eye'd do whatever you say Eye heard a rumor that your man, he said he'd do you wrong And you're so vain, you'd think that you're the one behind this song Sure you know he got plenty lyrics, yeah, up his sleeve And after he got what he want, he just go up and leave And Sunday chocolate on the roof right after his game He like the Lakers but the Sixers on when he came If he's with another now, you best believe the party's crackin' You're getting played girl, you better get your mack on And do onto others, as they do onto you You call me on the day, that you and him are just to through If Eye was the man in your life Eye'd make you happy Eye'd treat you right Eye'd buy you flowers, every single day Eye'd give you power Eye'd do whatever you say Was it you that Eye saw outside the liquor store Waiting on that fool, to purchase what you'd been dying for? And before Eye see you drop a spill, Eye have to bring you down Now you got that chocolate barracuda hangin' round Hangin' round your neck like a cheap gold chain He don't deserve to say, that he ever knew your name Much less he get to smell, the perfume Eye gave you Please, don't tell me that you all got down Better do onto others as they do onto you You call me on the day, that you and him are just to through If Eye was the man in your life Eye'd make you happy Eye'd treat you right Eye'd buy you flowers, every single day Eye'd give you power Eye'd do whatever you're saying (whatever you're saying)