Crack Me Up

Hello, feeling happy, got a peace of mind

Hello, kemosabe, won't you be so kind?

Tell all the fake facts, jack, dirt and all

How long it take you, mac, to get the skirt to fall?

Hello, mister backseat president

Hello, how's it hangin'? Still shakin' her tent?

Don't it hurt, what she sayin' 'bout you to your back?

Don't it bother you at all?

You know you crack me up

You really, really crack me up

Well, hello (Hello) It's a real bad line

Just want to love on a good, good woman sometime

Sold, to the man who has everything

Gold-caged madonna, sing, mama, sing

Come on, get close, I forget how I'm young

Move along, there's nothing to fear round here

Can you care about me like I care about me?

Don't it bother you at all?

You know you crack me up

You really, really crack me up

You crack me up

Crack me up

Crack me up

Crack me up

Hello, feeling happy, got a peace of mind

Hello, kemosabe, won't you be so kind?

Tell all the fake facts, jack, dirt and all

How long it take you, mac, to get the skirt to fall?

Come on, get close, I forget how I'm young

Move along, now there's nothing to fear round here

Can you care about me like I care about me?

Don't it bother you at all?

You know you crack me up

You really, really crack me up

You crack me up

You really, really, really, really, really, really crack me up

You know you crack me up

You crack me, you crack me up