Les Poissons (From "The Little Mermaid")

Les poissons, les poissons, how I love les poissons!

Love to chop and to serve little fish

First I cut off their heads, then I pull out their bones

Mais oui, Ça c'est toujours delish

Les poissons, les poissons, hee, hee, hee, haw, haw, haw!

With a cleaver I hack them in two

I pull out what's inside and I serve it up fried

God, I love little fishes, don't you?

Here's something for tempting the palette

Prepared in the classic technique

First you pound the fish flat with a mallet

Then you slash off the skin, give the belly a slice

Then you rub some salt in, 'cause it makes it taste nice

Zut alors!

I have missed one

Sacrébleu! What is this? How on Earth could I miss

Such a sweet, little succulent crab?

Quel dommage! What a loss! Here we go, in the sauce

Now some flour, I think, just a dab

Now I stuff you with bread, it don't hurt, 'cause you're dead

And you're certainly lucky you are

'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot

Toodle-oo, mon poisson, au revoir