Charlie, the Methadone Man

Living to get his freak on

Sporting his leopard skin thong

Charlie, the methadone man

Plays sunday nights in a rock and roll band

Charlie, the methadone, the methadone man

Patience, the name of the game

Waiting on Doctor Kincaid

Charlie, the methadone man

Fills out the papers just as fast as he can

Charlie, the methadone, the methadone man

When you're all alone

And you've got no where to go

Better take it slow

'Till you get so tired of where you are

Kicking his lonely lit brain

Drinking to try and stay sane

Charlie, the methadone man

Chases his tail just as fast as he can

Charlie, the methadone, the methadone man