I Can't Get Started

I've flown around the world in a plane I've settled revolutions in Spain The North Pole I have charted But can't get started with you Around the golf course, I'm under par And all the movies want me to star I've got a house, a show place, but I get no But I get no place with you You're so supreme, lyrics I write of you Scheme, just for a sight of you Dream, both day and night, of you And what good does it do? I've been consulted by Mr. Beer Morlin Brando has asked me to tea But you've got me downhearted 'Cause I can't get started with you When first we met How you elated me pet You devastated me, yet Now you've deflated me 'Til you're my Waterloo I've sold my kisses at a bazaar And now after me, they've named a singer But now I'm so downhearted 'Cause I can't get started with you You rascal, you