Rubber Bands, Rubber Balls

Rubber bands, rubber balls Made with super-special density Rubber bands, rubber balls They can bounce with such intensity This is the room where we test the stretching This is the room where we test the bounce Here we add the long-chain hydrocarbons The names of which I cannot pronounce This is the room where we test compression This is the room where we test recoil This is a break room for all these dancers And here's a little fridge so the curry won't spoil Rubber bands, rubber balls Made with super-special density Rubber bands, rubber balls They can bounce with such intensity Basically what we make here is rubber We're not trying to diversify We don't make knickknacks, we don't make tchotchkes Or really anything that's gonna catch your eye We don't make pianos, we don't make cream sodas We don't make the zippers for your parachute pants We don't make ice cube trays or ceiling fans We make rubber bands! Rubber bands, rubber balls Made with super-special density Rubber bands, rubber balls They can bounce with such intensity