Welcome to Nashville

Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville Nashville, Tennessee It ain't been this bad since Conway had him a perm And you'd think by now them sorry sons a' bitches have learned A bunch of soft-rock wanna be, hell they can't even sing Auto tuning Nashville, Tennessee Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville I said, \"Welcome to Nashville.\" Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville Nashville, Tennessee Now the DJ on the radio wants his payola He won't play your record unless he gets that quota He gonna make you play free shows, dress you up in pantyhose Pimp you like a dirty hoe, hold on, here we go Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville I said, \"Welcome to Nashville.\" Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville Nashville, Tennessee Well, now kid we really like what it is you're playing And you look like you sound good, if you know what we're saying But we're gonna change your image, change your style Change your voice, change your smile Cut some outside songs and you can't go wrong They don't offend nobody and they're three minutes long Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville I said, \"Welcome to Nashville.\" Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville Nashville, Tennessee Now Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, North Dakota Alabama, Mississippi, Carolina, Manitoba Stay where you are play your local bar You'll make more money, won't sleep in your car Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville I said, \"Welcome to Nashville.\" Welcome to Nashville Welcome to Nashville Nashville, Tennessee Welcome to Nashville Nashville, Tennessee