The Mouse Song

One, two, three, four

Four little mice, how many more?

Five, six, seven, eight

Eight little mice with clothes

In fancy clothes, big fancy folks

As fancy folks keep saying

Just think what fancy clothes can do

For eight little mice rigged out, displaying

Hats, spats, silk, rug, that's petty coats and panties

If gentlemen and ladies have the right to put on heirs

A mouse should have the right to be proud of the clothes he wears

In London or in Paris

No one is ever better dressed than we

A million dollar heiress

Couldn't put on clothes more elegant to see

Our clothes are properly designed

Our shoes are neat and tiny

Although our tails stick out behind

The barber keeps them bright and shiny

I hate dress this way

How can we help concluding?

If gentlemen and ladies have the right to put on heirs

A mouse should have the right to be proud of the clothes he wears

That he wears

That he wears

That he wears