Bartender Song (Sittin' At a Bar) [feat. Hank Williams, Jr.]

Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 AM The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my shit out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stuper I did what I should have never done And now I'm sittin here, talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yea I know the sun is coming up And yall are probably get ready for closing up But I'm trying to drown my sole I'm tired of this life on the dirt road Everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin on She got me sittin at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit So I crashed that piece of shit Nova And now I am going back again Back to the pen to see my friends And when we all pile out that county van They're gonna ask me where I've been I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car I Crashed that piece of shit then stepped away