Giving Pandas Pants

Giving pandas pants

Gives Peace the cramps

I’ve got a thing for you

But it’s a tattoo

Of U.S. Grant

Here comes the sum

A whole half a crumb

Counting the lack we lack

And the smoking crack

It adds up to numb

And mixed nuts

It’s cold down here in Receiving

Where the boxes pile up

I can see where this may be leading

To a half full Dixie cup

Where have you gone?

Amazon.com?

What’s not available

Is unassailable

As the paper swan it’s printed on

It’s cold down here in Receiving

Where the boxes pile up

I can see where this may be leading

To a half full Dixie cup