Strip Away My Conscience (feat. Rachel Bloom)

My whole life I've wanted to be bad (To be bad, to be bad, to be bad) But whenever I tried The result was always sad (So sad, so pathetic, weak and sad) However, now I know A certain beau Who doesn't worry 'bout what'd decent or right (That's you!) Yeah, I got that So how 'bout now You teach me how To be ruthless and cruel Yeah! I'm ready tonight! So strip away my conscience Peel away my values Rip off my compassion with your teeth Pound away my morals Spank off all my kindness, ooh! Expose the dormant bitch that lies beneath You devil Lead me to the dark side Like a lamb to the slaughter Then do me in a hot tub filled with evil 'stead of water Let's make war not love all night and day It's hot here in hell so... Strip it all away Stop hitting yourself! Yeah baby You're a soul-sucking, corporate piece of trash Who only cares about sex, lies and cash So tell me 'bout your sins And shock me with their luridness Let me be your pupil Let me choke on your cocksuredness(Innuendo!) Strip away my conscience Tear away my jew guilt Kiss around my sense of right and wrong But not on it, it's sensitive Baby, it's such foreplay When you slither like a moray (Eel!) It's worth the discomfort of my thong You're like Professor Snape in his sad dungeon with his potions 'Cause somehow you don't have that sucky thing called emotions Fifty shades of morally grey And thongs are so uncomfortable so... Strip it all away Strip it all away Strip it all away That was just up my butt