What Made My Hamburger Disappear

This man, he got onto the bus

Pointed a water gun at us

He said, "I'll owe ya ten G's

If you can answer this for me"

What made my hamburger disappear?

What made it vanish into thin air?

Me and this woman layin' up

A gin and tonic from a cup

Locked and bolted up the door

A burnin' candle on the floor

Woah, catastrophe

Candle lit the pillow on fire, almost roasted me

I said, almost roasted me

I went to Dave's Deli

I gone to fill up my belly

This man sittin' next to me

A heart attack, now, can't you see?

He said, "What made my heart stop beatin'?

Must've been some blessed thing that I was eatin'

Lord, that I was eatin'"

What made my hamburger disappear?

What made it vanish into thin air?