I Was a Teenage Monster

I was a teenage monster Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh! I was a teenage monster Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh! A horrible teenage monster Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh! Eighty kinds of hair all over my face Long fingernails, my clothes a disgrace, a-huh-huh Bah-ooh, ooh! Then I met a teenage angel Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah A beautiful teenage angel Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah She looked at me once, then she looked again She said I looked like something the cat dragged in, a-huh-huh Bah-ooh, ooh! She made me clip my hair, scrub my face Made me a member of the "humane" race Mirror mirror, look and see Is that a clean cut, clean cut me? I was a teenage monster Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh! Until I met a teenage angel Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah She took her lips and mixed them with mine And up in smoke went old Frankenstein ahh Bah-ooh, ooh! She made me clip my hair, scrub my face Made me a member of the "humane" race Mirror mirror, look and see Is that a clean cut, clean cut me? Teenage monster-cology I was a teenage monster Bah-ooh, ooh! Bah-ooh, ooh! 'Til I met a teenage angel Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah She took her lips and mixed them with mine And up in smoke went old Frankenstein, a-huh-huh Bah-ooh, ooh! Aaah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah I was a teenage monster -ooh! Ah-ah-ah-ah-aaah Oh I was a bad boy